Hathway Ducks n it Sucks…

I am not a kind of person who just cribs bout each and everything but wat I am supposed to do if nothing works at all. Inspite of so many calls…so many complaints…problems never go away…I am damn pissed off rite now…was supposed to write a blog on a beautiful topic…n wat m writin now is …just bad bad n more bad words…

I am writing this blog on microsoft word n this is courtesy HATHWAY…I must say that hathway has no consideration for its customers. If I think logically…there can only be two things…either hathway has some personal vengeance with me or they don’t know how to provide customer service.

Lemme explain you my problem. I am working in Churchgate and residing in Kandivli. I usually come back home by 9 PM and then I wish to login and check my e-mails and do some blogging shloggin…but Hathway is so nice…it makes sure that my wish always remain a wish only.

From last two months, whenever I return home net doesn’t work 60% of the time. Then wat m supposed to do is…call those people in the technical department to ask wat d hell is happening …n as soon you think of calling them problem starts

First problem is: When you call up, they ask your account no. and then a computerized message will give you some inputs as to “ensure connection n all that bullshit”. Then we need to press * to talk to a customer care executive…for the first two or three times…u wont be able to go to that * button and the phone line is cut. I have noticed this problem every time I have called them up. Don’t say that my cell phone is faulty. Its working fine as I have tried calling them with other phones also (hand sets as well as other phone no.s ) …but situation remains d same.

Second problem is: When you are talking to a person from the technical team n you are in the middle of problem description phase or the person is trying to figure out wat is wrong, phone line cuts again n then wat else…u call again…some other person picks up the call…you provide him with all the details once again. It’s a vicious cycle u c. Once I did this procedure thrice and then I was so frustrated that I didn’t call up again

Third problem is: You have explained your problem and he is providing you with the solution. One common excuse if they don’t know why there is a problem: “Sir…server in Kandivli area is not working properly”…Fuck them off…BC everytime this Kandivli server doesn’t work…is this a dedicated server or they have just got an old server from some kabaadi-wallah which needs maintenance every week…

Fourth problem is: Once I called up technical departments and asked them that my net is not working. I think it was Friday night or Saturday night. After some time they told me that I have not paid my dues whereas I had paid my dues one week back and the amount was also deducted from my bank account. I told them that I have paid all the dues n u know wat that person says…”Sir…this is technical department and billing department has blocked your net connection because you have not paid the charges and yes…one more thing he says…you can call up the billing no. but as they are not 24/7 and they don work on Sundays (I forgot if Saturday is off for them or not) we can’t resume your connection till Monday (when u need to call them up again)…n u know wat s gonna happen on Monday…

Fuck…Monday to Friday from morning till 9 m in office…n from 9 in the nite when m at home and also on Saturdays n Sundays Hathway doesn’t work…wat m supposed to do…y m paying for the net connection when I can’t use it when I need it.

Tell me one thing…What is the main business of Hathway…providing broadband services….rt n if they are not able to provide even this one service properly…they should consider closing down.

I am finishing this blog in word document only as my net is still not working and I know its not gonna work whole night coz I need it today n how can it work…

I want to send this post to Hathway officials…CEO n other big shots also to tell them about the customer service n customer satisfaction they are providing… All d best Hathway…keep providing this kind of service and I assure you that you will be no more in this competitive market.

OOPS…I did it again

Just had a wonderful party few days back…reached home at around 5 AM n the place we went was around 50 KM from my place cool down…its common in mumbai…I went to Churchgate with ma friends n we were able to find a silent place…we wanted to chit chat n so a silent place was needed…music was good but not much ppl to njoyyy n we hads masts waaleees d beeeeeerrrrrrsssssss over there…U know wat we say when its too much…I am not gonna do it again…definitely bahut ho gaya…no beer from now onwards…only vodka n whisky but wat i should say here is a Hindi proverb (modified by me ) ’sab upar waale ki maaya hai…kahin beer kahin vodka ka nasha chaaya hai’

Wat we keep on sayin n wat happens is a totally different point…see…wat i thought n wat m doin right now…wat else can i do…just havin a lovely waali chilled beer…thats it really can’t do nething bout it…it was damn hot today n u know getting relaxed is very important…thats d only thing m tryin to do…n yo…m not that selfish…i invite all my friends who r tired working hard….come to Mumbai n we will party harder or hardest…watever

So…there is nothin related to britney’s song in this post…its just my feelings…OOPS…I did it again

PS: Mind my Hinglish

Mahiya…annie

Just listened to this song some days back n believe me…its a mast song with a sexy babe (annie). I just saw the babe n i was like….ooooo …she is hot Have a look at the song n see for urself

Weekdays n weekends…wat else?

Yo…life is gonna be cool if my thoughts become real some day…its a weird thought, though it can be relaxing for many…we keep working in the weekdays n sometimes in the weekends but still we love when weekends r around. Just think of a situation when you go to your office for two days n then again u know that its time to relax I was thinking bout the weekmiddles (not just weekdays n weekends) or Hump Day…its dictionary meaning

Can there be a beautiful n relaxing day if there is a concept of weekmiddles apart from weekdays n weekends. U know, its logical…two days of work n one day to relax and then again two days to work n then two days to relax …n it continues with some holidays coming from here n there too

So, wat u ppl say…should we write to the govt. of India to have a mandatory weekmiddle on wednesday so that future of India…youth people…can relax a bit more in their packed-with-work life

Study in Custody

Just thought of sharing with you, my first poem….njoyyyy

Although I am stepping down,
yet I am wearing a crown,
In case of Studies, I accept I am zero,
but my dear friends I am still a hero.

No doubt I am a brave boy,
But studyin’ is not like playing with toy.
I think always, studying is bore,
Like a lion which roar and roar.

I feel afraid when I think of chemistry,
It is so boring like doctors’ history.
Studyin’ it I feel as I am drowning in a pond,
Actually it is the energy which breaks my bond.

When physics is before my eyes,
I often weep with big cries.
Physics is so like fighting with bull,
like a force which push n pull.

When i see book of mathematics,
I often think game of athletics.
I think can i run so fast,
to leave behind this boring past

What should I say :(

Y m so late in bloggin these days?…is it my fault? abhi kya bolu mei…i’ll tell u bout those good old days n these golden days…

I went to Trivandrum for my training cum induction jiyada (or vice versa ) and it was really like a paid vacation wherein we got everything we wanted. For the first two days, we all were cribbing about something or the other but then everybody…a batch of 83 people was together and we njoyed a lot. We went to see backwaters, beaches in God’s own country….

We had an outbound also as a part of the training program and it was fundoo…mazzaaanu life. We met a lot of senior people in TCS management : CEO, CTO, global heads, VP’s and I can’t explain u that experience in words.

Then I got my joining location as Mumbai and I was very happy that I am going to mumbai.

Guess wat? M in Mumbai now…I think m happy…no…yes…no…yes…I don’t know…wat r u feeling?…Nitin is a waste…huh…my foot…or finger…watever…I don care. I look pissed off?… Now every morning I wake up at 7:00 ….get ready…board one train…or another train…or another again… (it doesn help neways…all d trains r fully packed) …

then get down at Churchgate…take a cab to cuff parade from there…reach the office building…I know wat r u thinking…that I should relax now…na na…itni jaldi kahan… then wait in a queue to get into a lift …then reach office… work there till 7:00 PM approx….and then again back to borivli (needless to say bout lift line…cab line…n then crowded train). When I reach home after dinner at around 10, wat do u expect me to do… I don’t know…I just remember one thing at that time “main aur mera bed aksar yeh baatein karte hain ….hum tum office mei ek saath kyon nahi hain…..” I never imagined my life this way. Its damn tiring and I can’t do anything bout it.

Chalo…I think lot of cribbing is done now…I know its tiring but I still love it. I’ll get used to it in a few days….big deal…u know I need some motivational lines

Everyone….please gimme ur wishes so that m able to cope up with this train pressure n brain pressure…(drain pressures n all other pressures…i’ll handle on my own ) …amen

Kingfisher n Deccan deal

Was it on the cards? Gopinath says that the talks were goin on since 6-7 months but there was nothing in the news…thats really secretive…I don know wat to say bout the deal…but i felt elated a bit when i heard the news…Kingfisher is taking 26% shares in Deccan…u’ll ask me y I was elated…no I havnt got ne shares of Deccan…but I should think bout my friends who have taken they were so happy when they heard that deccan share is doin well.

Capt. Gopinath says that Deccan represents true India n thats a fact…Deccan has connected a lot of small towns with metros and that too with affordable price tag. I have seen so many people traveling by air just because they wanted to travel by air and Deccan has given them all an opportunity…

I was just imagining wat will happen now after the deal is done…wat do u think when u see any kingfisher advertisement or anything related to it…tell me don shy…if u think bout the hot babes then say that na…haha…just imagine Mallya startin’ employee exchange program…oh…u r thinkin bout the business model thing that its gonna be the same as earlier…its fine dude…atleast i can just think bout revamping the future of India n thats not a bad way to start…is it?

I just wish one more thing to happen…Govt should allow alcohol to be served in the domestic flights…m sure Mallya ‘ll be dyin to hear this news…just imagine that u booked a ticket with the airline…any one…either kingfisher or deccan n wat u have got?… a menu card to choose which beer you wanna have…oh my God !!! it ‘ll be like a dream come true…not for me…for Mallya…u know m a kind person afterall…i think bout others first

I think now u know y i was elated…was just thinkin on these lines…i wish watever i just said becomes a history soon. U know m not the only person who s happy bout it…I just saw the news reader from NDTV who is sharing the news with us all…n she cant stop smilin’ n her dimples r lookin really nice while she s smilin Lovely babe

I think this deal will be beneficial for both the airlines…Deccan is getting 550 crores for the deal which can be used for expansion and Kingfisher wanted to be no 1 and Mallya has done that in just two years. Mallya is not interested in buyin’ 100% stake in Deccan…what do u think the reason can be for the same? u dont know…don worry…even i dodn’t know bout that…keep thinkin’

I don know wat ‘ll be the future of both these airlines but I wish them luck that they are able to synergies in an efficient way and able to exploit each other well…ya…in good means njoyyyyyyyyyyyyy

After a long time

Oh my God !!!! (not mine alone…he is urs too ) I was just thinking about the long time when i was away from my blog. I was not able to check any blog…was not able to surf…everything was away from my reach…was it…i don know…i dint want to go on net as I was njoying a lot all these days…but wat was I doin’? It was kinda travelling…in last 20 days I have been to Delhi… Faridabad… Chintpoorni Mata… Nangal… Chandigarh… Ferozepur… Bhopal… Pune n now Finally m in Moombhai…have to go to Trivendrum on 5th to join tcs…

Just wish that m able to travel some more in coming days atleast for some time. It was so much fun traveling from one place to another n I don wanna stop now…It gives me time to understand what I want n wat i dont…

Its time to do something now…lemme think wat i have to do today hope m able to blog regularly now…ameeeeen

Important words

I got a mail from one of my friends and thought of sharing it with you all. Nice sayings. U’ll love these

Njoyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

Beardocrats on their way : Part 1 :)

I could not write earlier about the gang in the college which is planning to do something different or has already started to do…As usual I was sleeping now lemme tell u…its not a gang who is gonna be involved in mischievous activities…tell me one thing…wat do u mean by beardocrats…is it bear-do-crats? (two crates of beer ). I heard that someone said it that way also… no no…its not that…its beard-o-crats yes…its a cool…silent gang whose members are growing their beards…yes more than 3 weeks now, they havn’t shaved…there were seven members of the group from which two chose to walk out due to special reasons but these seven are together again n are on their way to do different things or do things differently.

Yesterday they planned to do something absurd…a small marathon from Saidapet…our college to Besant Nagar beach…n that too in the early morning…o my God…thats tough for me How can i wake up so early…but I did it…I din’t sleep only so there was no question of waking up We started at around 5:30 in the morning…Oh…I forgot to introduce the members of this gang… Manik, Sitashwa, Parag, me n Manan…

So…lemme start the story now…beardocrats along with Ashwin, Pradeep sonthalia and three gals Rupal, Neha and Gayathri went to Besant nagar beach…gals came on their four wheeler…Parag n Manan were down with fever still they decided to come with us but on bike…Manik, Sitashwa, Ashwin, Pradeep and me decided to jog all the way till Besant nagar

gals told us that they were runnin on the beach…i don’t know whether its true or not…we don’t have ne proof of that

Wow…it was a great fun…we loved it though it was tiresome with no sleep in d night we njoyed a lot while running n we covered the distance in around 1 hour…finally we were there njoyin d waves…it was a great thought which came to our mind n after we did so…we were very happy…

our dear paggy njoyed ride on a bicycle also

It was just one of the timepaas we planned to do…n we will be doin d same till we pass out…so keep checkin for the latest news…all d best Beardocrats